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Aristopaws Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Aristopaws Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

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💎 Aristopaws Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Because Walking is for Peasants 🐕✨

Product Description:

The Aristopaws Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a satirical slap in the face to excess, featuring a woman casually riding a horse while walking her dog with a diamond-studded leash. Why walk when you can ride through life in high-glam, ultra-wasteful style? This tee isn’t just fashion—it’s a rich person’s fever dream made wearable.

Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s the perfect tee for brunch flexes, ironic cocktail parties, or just reminding everyone that luxury has no limits—even if it really should.

Wear this if you:

Think walking your dog is a job for the hired help
Believe every outfit needs a diamond accessory—even your dog’s
Know that horseback dog walking is the new private jet flex

Features (Opulence Meets Comfort 💎🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for private island retreats.
5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for all-season indulgence.
Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than your offshore bank account.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Built for extravagant lifestyles and questionable decisions.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a VIP pass to life in the absurdly rich lane. Wear it, flaunt it, and remember: if you’ve got it, cover it in diamonds. 🐕🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet.  Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.

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